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(created 2012-08-19 08:12):
Have you brushed your teeth?
You should always brush your teeth before you sleep, Little Johnny.
They say that sugar bugs, bacteria, it eats at your teeth. But that's not the reason why your teeth rot and fall out, is it now?
They call him Gingivitis. He comes in the night, don't you know. He opens your mouth while you sleep, with his long hairy fingers.
He checks everyday, to see if you've cleaned your teeth, you see.
But Little Johnny, you haven't cleaned your teeth. You're going to anger him.
He'll dig his fingernails into your gums, Little Johnny. He'll dig away until they spew blood. He'll tug and rip your teeth out. He pulls every day when you don't clean your teeth. Until.. 'pop!' your teeth fall out one by one.
They say he forces your rotten teeth into his own gums, as trophies of his accomplishments. He's even made rips in his arms and the back of his head to fit all of the teeth he collects.
Little Johnny, clean your teeth. Don't leave it 'til tomorrow. Who knows when he'll come for your teeth?
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I currently have Gingivitis at the moment, so it's the only thing I could come up with.