Description from original post (created 2012-08-15 16:15):
The Goonch:
A tiny koala-like monster the crawls into the bed of badly behaved middle-aged men, and then proceeds to nibble and lay soft kiss on their necks while snuggling...
The Goonch is a foul smelling creature that goes out of his way to sabotage events with mates, family, friends, and loved ones. Goonch (pural form) have been known to cut phone connections, pop tires, leave lipstick on collars, and pour stripper glitter on their victims in order to drive them from their relationships. They may call their prey 3am in morning breathing heavily and then hang up.
Truly the most terrifying monster recorded in history.