Description from original post (created 2013-03-08 19:14):
Derp.
It's Benjamin. Because that's my favorite cousins' name.
I tried for a minimalistic shading style, though yes, it's still pretty crappy. The hue shift is a bit different to the "up down up" sort of thing, I find "down down down" works nicely for less saturated colors (that probably makes no sense to you whatsoever)
I know I know, just whine about it in the comments :P 