Description from original post (created 2013-09-19 11:58):
In the year 2037, all internet providers came to one decision, instead of doing it themselves, why not create a robot to give horrible internet to people willing to pay outrageous prices. So, The Browserbot was built, to ensure that every last customer is screwed over for low quality internet. With his chrome body, Usb-inset legs, and loose wire tendrils of death, Internet is evenly distributed to all of the suckers, with mediocre customer service.
Look at that in all of it's glory
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If you can't tell I am angry at my internet provider. No seriously, Verizon is evil.