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Loituma was once an innocent main character, until she went on a trip to Wales. She bought some of the food there, including a leek. Just for fun, she recorded herself spinning the leek to the tune of 'Ievan Polkka'. She became an instant internet sensation. From this day on, she began to love the taste of leeks. Every day, at a random meal, she'd have a leek to add to it. Even for cereal. She carried the life-changing leek with her all her life (because leeks are IMMORTAL), even until her deathbed. She died of natural causes, even if she had gone slightly insane over leeks. She was buried holding the leek, an eternal smile upon her face.
She was eventually reincarnated, except not as another Minecraftian, but as a goddess. Having held the leek even in her grave, THE POWER OF LEEK infused with her body, turning parts of her body into leeks, most prominently the arms and legs. She retained her clothes from her previous incarnation. She also began to wear a strap of leeks, held together by a GIANT LEEK. Back on Minecraftia, her children visited her leek-shaped grave every week, leaving a fresh leek on the marble. Loituma would come back to Minecraftia at this time to see her family and eat the leek they left her. THE POWER OF LEEK kept her body preserved in her grave, for her family to visit for eons on end.
Her job as a goddess is to ensure leeks are grown perfectly and are IMMORTAL until eaten. When she is angry, all uneaten, ripe leeks in the world begin to spin. On Minecraftia, this is seen as a natural quality of the leek. Sometimes, using THE IMMORTAL POWER OF LEEK, she fights the Gods of the Nether using her IMMORTAL LEEK SWORD and IMMORTAL BOW AND ARROW. Usually, she simply looks upon the human race... With her IMMORTAL LEEK TELESCOPE. In her room, with leeks covering the walls, painted white and green. She did have rather an... Obsession over the leeks, but she held herself together enough to do her job and help the other Gods.
