Description from original post (created 2013-09-23 23:38):
No, I'm not dead, internet problems.
Sir Huffington III may look like similar to the Earth duck, however he was born on Xenon 12, whee the inhabitants take a form similar to the Earth creature known as a duck. One fateful day he was roaming the universe looking for trouble in his Galacta 3000 when the intergalactic hero Star Lord pulled his ship in using his tractor beam. Star Lord offered Sir Huffington III a position in his army, Huffington accepted and did his job so well that he has been promoted up to commander of Star Lord's first fleet.
Star Lord may be a Marvel character, but Sir Huffington III is not. He is created from my twisted mind.