Unidork

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HERE HAVE A STORY.

So on Halloween it was my first night without my brother (HE DOESN'T LIKE ME GROWING UP, OKAY? GOD.) SO I was going to go to pick up my crush (huehuehuefriendzonedforlife) at the park, and I brought my puppy because we were supposed to be batman and robin. However, I had to carry Snickers (My pupperoonie) because she was sick, but I still wanted to bring her so she could get some doggy treats.

Any-who at the park my crush was hiding behind a bush (I didn't know at the time) and he jumped out and my puppy whimpered for an hour afterwards, and I screamed until I fell on the floor, and then Charles (A stupid dumb butt-loving douche) came out of his house and my crush ran away freaking out, and Charlie threw a water balloon at me and my puppy. In related news, my puppy hates Halloween now.

So I after all that me and my crush walked to couple of houses and got doggy stuff, and then we went to my house, dropped off my puppy, picked up my niece, I then went to change into my unicorn from last year (because my robin costume was SOAKED ;~;), THEN went to go pick up 5 more of my friends. [Stephon (14), Stacey(13), Ameera (13), Bailey (10), Carly (15).]
Carly went as Barbie, Stephon when as "Fabulous Superman", Bailey when as dark angel, Ameera went as wicked mist (wat), Stacey went as a cute zombie, my Niece went as a butterfly princess, and my crush went as Sub-zero.

So as a crazy group of age-mixed kids, we were freaking out, and super excited. Carly jumped in front of a car and the person came out of the car and yelled at her so we all had to run. Then my crush and I got lost. We found each other an hour later and started screaming. Bailey had "Suga shock." I then started singing "Do you" by Miguel and then Carly and I started singing "Girls just wanna have fun" THENNN my crush started scream-singing "Give it 2 u" and random kids were screaming at us to shut up. Eventually I was hurting everywhere and I was tired so I stopped walking up the houses with them, and I stayed at the park with my crush and Stacey. My niece was pretty pooped so she slept in my arms while I swung on the swing. Me and my crush were talking and Stacey had to go home after a little.

So while we were talking I tried really hard to stay awake and soon I fell asleep on the slide with my little niece. My crush had to carry my butt home (I live like right across from the park, relax.), and he woke me up when he got me to the door, and my niece was awake rubbing her little eyes. So then I said "Ha, I wasn't really sleeping. I was just.. tired, so I made you carry me home."

He said "Mhmmm, tell that to your snoring, unidork."

I was tired, so I had no witty things to say, so I said, "I'm not a unidork, you.. sub-...dork."

Then he said "You're my little unidork."

So I just went inside with my niece and I screamed my butt off and started to dance with her, and then my puppy started to get scared, so I went to bed. AND NOW MY CRUSH CALLS ME UNIDORK, AS WELL AS SENPAI. /crai

YEY STORIES.