Chester the Chicken, a chicken who stood up for all chickens! :D

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Chester, a chicken full of courage and courtesy, was squished inside a small cage in KFC. It was a nightmare. All the thousands of chickens in there were worried about who would be the next KFC victim. Chester slammed the side of his cage over and over. It was no use. He could not escape. He thought of a plan, he could crow a rooster call as loud as he could. The workers would get him out and take him to the slaughter house. On the workers' way he would bite his finger and run off. So, he commenced his plan. He crowed as loud as possible, a worker stared at him with disgust. He crowed again. The worker ran over to his cage, took the chicken out and off they went. He bit the mans finger and after holding his hand in pain Chester fled. He was so jolly. Running free, doing what he wants. All of a sudden, it struck him, his friends, and family all back at the restaurant. He had to go back. He ran back to KFC as fast as his little chicken legs could carry him. He pecked at the cages. The cages would not burst so he kept at it. Unfortunately, it made alot of noise, so it caught attention. The talking men at the other end the room suddenly turned their heads right at the source of the noise. One of the men with a bloody hand yelled "Thats the bird that bit me!". 3 or 4 men were chasing him down the cage-filled walls. He jumped on one of the cages all ninja-like and flipped over the men and ran in the oppisite direction. He got away. He wanted all his friends and family with him so he needed another plan. He thought up another plan. He would go rent a tux, and slick his gobble back so it got spiky (so it would look more like hair), and he would almost look like Kernel Sanders. After looking like Kernal Sanders he would meet with the men and tell them to open up all the cages. MY PLAN MUST WORK! he thought to himself. So he ran off to Neigh's Clothes and pick up a tux, then go to Baa's salon and grab some gobble gel. He ran into the clothes store grabbed a tuxedo he did not pay for and ran out. Then he did the same with the hair/gobble gel. Oh yeah, he also got glasses to fit Kernal. He looked like Kernal Sanders (sort of). He went back to the restaurant. He met up with the men and pointed to the cages. "You look a little small for Kernel?" questioned one of the men. Chester put his "hand" against his face. He pointed at the cage lock and gestured an opening motion. He then finally persuaded the men to open the cages. Soon, all the chickens were free. He took off his disguise and crowed "Hah! I deceived you!" which of cource came out as gobbles. And all the chickens safely fled. DA END :p Also this has to do with above the clouds by how chickens are birds and birds are above the clouds. I know chickens can't fly well but don't remind me -_-