Description from original post (created 2014-06-21 21:22):
DragonsDungeon and KnobleKnives has pretty much won the contest, but I'm making an entry anyway because I'm a meany poopy head and they need some competition.
I love you, man. But not as much as WonderCat. Love her to bits.
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Long ago, on the planet of Golvyna, the human-avian hybrids, the Paraevids, reigned the skies. To us humans, they were alike to angels; however, their faces were more akin to ones of birds. Their hands and feet were claw-like, and could easily claw through a fleshy being. Large civilizations sprawled among the clouds. The cities contained some of the highest of advanced technology, and were in fact very wealthy. The architecture of the Paraevids co-ordinated with it's technology; living in the clouds, they used very materials that allow the buildings to stablize while in the air. The buildings, while having such materials, had very flamboyant style to them. The Paraevids were a very artistic race and wanted everyone to know about it.
Paraevids had a monarchy; the Maanvik family. They were great in every aspect; combat, politics, craftsmanship, dancing. Everything that was highly praised by the Paraevids, the Maanvik did it best. They were, however, very selfish, and no doubt wasted their wealth, until the human-dragon hybrids the BLARGFLAGARG killed them all off and took everything. Then the fairies did the same thing. And the flying pigs. And the TRUMPET WINGULLS.
Needless to say the Paraevids never had an army. Oh, and I forgot to mention. The Parӕvids were really into colors and always wore a lot of bright, gorgeous colors. And the guys wore very girly clothing. Prettier than the chicks. Like birds.
This Parӕvid, Kuӓvon Maanvik, wanted to change how the Parӕvids lived. She was the one that brought the Parӕvids to their ultimate end. Kuӓvon was tired of living a lazy, selfish life and knew of the reign's final days. In order to rid of the oncoming armies of the BLARGFLAGARG, she recruited as many Parӕvids with as much money and empowerment she possibly could, rather than being reliant of their technology to fend for them. Her efforts, however, were in vain. The BLARGFLAGARG tore through her makeshift army and ripped through the Parӕvid cities, spreading havok through their world. The Parӕvids were either killed off, or taken in as slaves. The last of their kind waned to an end.
My hands hurt. A lot. I'm going to take a nap. Or watch Game Grumps. Or something.