Mr.BlindPirate

Pirate
(with problems).

Considering I'm a judge for this contest, the story will be as short as possible because it's not like I can place.

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Person was born,
grew up,
became a pirate.

Leg got eaten by a wild octopus,
the arm by a squid,
and the eyes by sea birds.

Got some metal limbs,
a large 2-eye-eyepatch,
and he became an evil pirate.


Mr.BLINDPirate.
Eats humans (because we need to add some drama to the story).
Doesn't need the washroom.
And of course,
Lives on The High Seas.

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