"Sailor Moon" by jackfoo22- Life on the High Seas

Description from original post (created 2014-03-15 03:37):

As I was thinking of a punny entry for the Life on the High Seas, I binged watched anime on Cartoon Network, where I was reintroduced to Sailor Moon. Thus this skin was born.

BACKSTORY (rather short, and awful.)

The Moon was detached from the Earth and its inhabitants, but it always had a natural bond with the ocean. When given the chance to go down to Earth, the Moon decided to take it, for one s-Pacific reason. The moon, naturally, became a sailor, thus being even closer to its one true love, the sea. Soon, the effects of the Moon being on Earth began to show. Massive tidal waves knocked out both massive metropolitan areas and small coastal villages. The Moon, feeling even more sorrowful, shuffled back from the Earth and into it's former place, amongst the stars. As the moon circles the Earth every day, it drifts away slowly from it, knowing that if it ever returned to the sea, Earth would be ravaged by the ocean.

Now that that's over..

Moon pun time!

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Q. How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A. When it's down to its last quarter.

Q: What is a moon-cheese farmer's favorite James Bond movie?
A: Moonraker

Q: How are M. Night Shyamalan and the Moon alike?
A: When they turn the tides, it's so predictable. 

Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon? The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere.

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Enjoy!