Super Cyborg Bunny!

Description from original post (created 2014-04-12 17:14):

It was stormy night in Asheville, North Carolina. The Eatser bunny had started laying eggs in the houses of people starting around 1700. He was quite skilled at being silent. He snuck through the houses, being cautious and aware. But one night in Asheville, his sneaking may have been heard. A man peered out his room with a knife in hand, scanning the area. He soon saw a shadow that appeared to be one of a man sized bunny. He quickly snuck behind a chair, observing the bunny with curiousty and terror. He then, daringly ran behind, and attempted to behead it. he did get a small chunk of it's head, but the agility of the bunny won. The bunny dashed for the door, jumping over furniture. Before he could reach the door, he tryed to flip over a piano, but tripped and caught his leg in the piano. He tried as hard as he could escape before the man with a knife came, but his strength weakened the more he tried. Quickly, the man with a knife sliced his leg that was stuck off. The bunny rolled over to the door. Right before his whole body could escape, the man slammed the door on his arm, which was still in the house. The bunny paniced: he couldn't decide if he should try to pull his arm out or just cut it off. The bunny tried to pull his arm out, but the door was being forced closed by the man. Eventually, the man gave up. Or the bunny thought he did. The bunny was let free of the grip. He ran frantically. The man tricked him though. The man came running out from another direction, and his knife reached his arm. Then, the man cut his arm off. The man tried to kill the bunny, but the bunny grabbed his knife and randomly threw it. The bunny put all his energy to hit him hard, and he did, but he tripped. The man was knocked out cold. The bunny barely made it to his home, Eastertown. When he did reach it, he slept for 2 days. He then realized he needed to get an arm and leg to still remain the Easter bunny. He hired someone to make a mechinical arm, leg and headpiece. Once this was completed, he resumed his great career as being the Easter bunny. He decided that he looked bad having little clothing and a lot of machinery, so he designed a suit and cape. He is the Easter bunny. Now, if anyone tries to attack him, he has defense of a repulsor blaster, superpowered robotic leg. His headpiece can also scan certain radiuses, so he knows what he is dealing with. The Easter bunny still lays eggs this very day.