The Digger

Description from original post (created 2014-05-05 13:45):

"Under the ground, near the bedrock lives a creature seen by few. Some claim it's only myth. Some claim to have stood before it. Some have even tried to say it has spoken to them. These people are idiots. 

The digger is a calm, peaceful creature that sustains itself on dirt and silverfish. 

There's still many questions about it, for example, where the hell did it get that loincloth?" 

Hey, guys! Still not dead! Just busy with finals closing in!