Description from original post (created 2015-10-11 16:20):
There was once a boy, who was invited to a Halloween costume party. He was so excited, as he was rearely invited to parties, not that he knew many. But then something hit him, he had no costume. He had no money, as he spent all his allowence on video games. "What to do, what to do!" He frantically repeated to himself.He looked around his room. Then, as lightning flashed outside, he cackled loudly to the world. He knew what he would wear. Something evil... something.. well.. look, he improvised.
He took down his television and went to his father's tool drawer. He took out the biggest hammer he could find, and rushed back to his room. He turned the television over, and desperatley, he smashed the bottem of his TV. He ripped out the wires with his bare hands, as the sparked with darkness, and he thought to himself, "I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!"
Don't ask me why he yelled that, it was the only thing he could think of that connected to Halloween in some sort of way. He put the broken television over his head, and went to the bathroom for another material: toliet paper.
He wrapped a lot of toliet paper around him, to make himself look more Halloween-ish. Then, after using a bit of duct tape, he had finished. His costume was complete!
"Muhahahhahahahaha... I AM THE TELEVISION MUMMY!"
"Stop playing around, and get into bed this minute!" It was his mom.
And he lived happily ever after, blah blah blah.
Okay, okay, the story is kind of dumb, but, at least I tried :P