Kiwi Bartender - Online Persona Contest

Description from original post (created 2016-05-05 17:29):

Well, I don't know what to really say. If you sort of think about my name for a few seconds you'll probably understand my "online persona", but for those who don't or the ones who are searching for a deeper meaning then the obvious here you go. I've always very much liked fruit. In fact, its probably one of my favorite foods. Its like natures candy or something. Anyhow, kiwis are one of the fruits that caused the most interest to me, so of course I have put it in my username. Time for the second part. Bartenders are people who serve drinks at a bar, such as kiwi coladas, and surprisingly its a job that requires lots of skill such as artistic or social. This sort of person is someone I would like to be considered on the internet. A skilled one that can give you a fun conversation and arguably more important a good drink. ;)