When I'm online, I can be Spiderman, or a piece of toast.

Description from original post (created 2016-05-08 19:41):

When I hit the power button, my mood changes, I become happier, with a little bit more pep to my step. I put on my Spiderman mask, and my toast cape, and I fight a horde of zombies, fight a horde of black Friday shoppers, fight a horde of elephants trying to get my nuts, or even a horde of baby toasts trying to take the perfectly cooked big toast I stapled to my favorite shirt, or virtually anything as long as it's, well, virtual. Now lets be realistic here guys, your internet self isn't so different from you in real life. You don't become a princess of the wolf banana apes, if your a regular person in real life. Your personality is always the same, and you know what they say, what matters is on the inside, COUGH BANANAS COUGH. *DISCLAIMER* Do not eat banana skin, eat toast it's better, and if you are a wolf banana ape princess I didn't mean to offend you.


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